Category Archives: Seafóid

Mobiles approved on aircraft

The use of mobiles on planes flying in European airspace has been given approval by UK regulator Ofcom Which means that UK-registered aircraft will in future offer mobile services; which in turn means that eventually such services will be rolled out across Europe. Don’t know about you but I’ve always found travelling stressful enough, especially [...]

Italy’s ‘hypnotist’ thief

Police in Italy have issued footage of a man who is suspected of hypnotising supermarket checkout staff to hand over money from their cash registers. It probably seemed like a deadly idea at the time. Remember, with great power comes great chances to rip people off … or something like that.

Clinton “under fire” … again

Via RTÉ news … US Democrat Hillary Clinton has admitted being wrong in her claim that a hail of sniper fire ambushed her arrival on a 1990s trip to Bosnia. How could you possibly get that wrong?? “Oh, ya know what that was? It must have been raining heavily … like hailstones or something! Yeah, [...]

Chuck Norris, the only WMD in Iraq

Seriously, I couldn’t let a headline like that pass without posting it! Of course there was no WMD in Iraq, Chuck Norris was in Texas. Some other favourite Chuck facts shamelessly ripped from other sites: Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory [...]

Dolphin rescues whales

Ok, i’m not an animal lover at all really. I like chicken, but that’s different. I like cow, also different. I like sharks especially Great Whites/White Pointers; it’s the ‘i’m so goddam powerful I could bite you in two but i’ll just swim arrogantly by and scare the bejaysus out of you’ thing that I [...]

GeneratorotareneG

I was just typing the word “generator” into the Google search box a few mins ago, doing a search while a few tabs loaded and for some reason it typed backwards! So instead of “generator” I got “rotareneg”. Never seen that happening before, how odd! Must be a fault in the matrix.

Slave Day!

How many of you are working today? Have any of you been given the day off?? Not a chance here. Being on a fixed annual salary today is ‘ride your employee’ day; the day you have to work for free, for no extra pay. Isn’t that nice? It is if you are an employer. It’s [...]

Same old same old

Sinn Fein assembly member Jennifer McCann plans an event in Stormont to commemorate PIRA terrorist Mairead Farrell … in return the DUP said it plans an event to commemorate the SAS “to celebrate the role of the SAS during the Troubles”. I’m so glad I stopped following activities up North; it’s just the same old [...]

She’s only 16 and has 7 kids already!

Jaypers!

Rock Paper Scissors … EXTREME

Any fans of rock paper scissors out there … no? Oh well, I thought this was cool anyway … rock paper scissors 15, that’s right FIFTEEN different hand gestures and rock paper scissors 25, that’s right TWENTY FIVE muthafuckin’ hand gestures! That’s some hard core shiiit right there maan!