Maca enters rehab

Troubled Irish blogger Maca has entered rehab (tiz all the rage these days ya see), his legal representative said in a statement on Thursday morning.

Maca, who first shot to fame for his supporting role in Bouncie Bernie Does De Midlands before turning his talents to blogging, is believed to regularly suffer from bouts of lethargy and insouciance has recently been seen in shops in the North West sucking the white stuff out of Cadbury’s Cream eggs and binging on Snickers and Yorkies … the ones in the brown wrapper with the nuts.
“Following an intervention by close friends and family Maca has been checked into an undisclosed rehab facility today,” the statement said. “We ask that the media respect his privacy as well as those of his family and friends at this time.” it added. Fans are encouraged to send messages of good will however a representative said “If you want to send grapes please make sure they are squashed, fermented and bottled, thanks.” Maca’s management could not be immediately contacted for comment.

p.s. When I win the lotto I’m going to open up a pub called Rehab so anyone can go into rehab and get completely and utterly flutered! That’d be way fucking cool.

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