Seems like as good a time as any to take a look at today’s headlines…
Reuters: Mid-Atlantic hit with flooding
Hmm… yeah … that’s why they call it an ocean dipstick. What next … send reporters to investigate rumours of snow in Antarctica?
BBC: Bruno the bear shot dead in Alps.
Apparently the bear was part of an Italian programme to reintroduce bears to the Alps. Bring bear to Alps … shoot bear, see any problem with this plan?
Breaking news: McDowell denies Harney rift.
“No rifts or even troughs, a few fat folds perhaps though that’s an assumption, I’ve never seen her naked. Eerrrgh! *shudder* ”
FT.com: BA hit with class-action suit.
“It was a class suit alright, it was deadly, like the suit Jackie Chan had in Tuxedo” [register my hole, FT cunts - Ed]
Reuters: Camera stops working on Hubble telescope.
NASA sue Energizer over misleading bunny ad.
Raiméis readers think *was it not the Duracell bunny?*
*maca remembers being in a chemist in Longford when a customer asked for Durex … the assistant came back 5 minutes later and asked “was it batteries you wanted??”*
Raiméis readers think *what the fuck does that have to do with the Hubble telescope?*
Register: Hubble going blind wanker!! … with old age … oh sorry.
Playfuls.com: Robots understand our emotions.
“Can you tell I feel fucking ripped off?” asks maca as he sends his Robosapien to Roboheaven.
Funny headlines
But one, the one about the bear. I wrote a post on this fact. If you want you can read it on bly blog… in english as well