I was a bit bored tonight so I decided to use my odd sense of humour to put my own spin on some of today’s headlines. Feel free to skip over this post if you’re on a different wavelength…
BBC: Six in court over Scream painting. It’s a truly dodgy painting, and about time people were brought to justice for trying to pass it off as art.
CNN: Murder suspect Entwistle searched Net for ‘how to kill’. He also searched for STD’s and now faces charges of spreading Aids, gonorrhoea & herpes. Charges relating to the spread of bacterial vaginosis have been dropped.
CNN: Hussein shouting again in court. He also blew his nose and farted twice, one time raising his right arse cheek in the process.
Cnet: RSA turns everyday gadgets into security tokens. Fantastic blokes those South Africans, I sent off a pencil sharpener two weeks ago and as promised my security token arrived this morning. Talented individuals right enuff.
Slashdot: Robot Piloted by a Slime Mold … later arrested for driving without evidence of insurance or motor tax, currently being held in a medium security tubberware container.
Telegraph: Soldier believed to have shot abuse video is held. Abuse video said to be in critical but stable condition.
Sad, I know…
I thought I was bad . . .
If you & I were ever in the same room together, my wife would finally lose what little sanity she has left.
LOL
Great to see i’m not alone
I laughed out loud at that last one. I feel so guilty.
The only room Cionaodh has to offer at present is the doghouse. That said, it’s a very large doghouse…
UI – if I got a single laugh I don’t feel quite so bad
Nicole – the doghouse would be fine, been there once or twice myself anyway