This is for all of you who have received the Nigerian scam email, the one where the president died and left a fortune of billions blah blah blah. I have received this, or variations of-, a few dozen times. This is worth reading.

A Scottish councillor has got into a spot of bother over comments he made about the English. When Portugal scored against England he shouted “‘Ha, Ha! F*** you! Ya f***ing beauty!” and was promptly kicked out of the pub. It’s not the first time the same man has got into a bit of trouble for [...]